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Deadbeats's Hall of Lame, Special Owlsnest.com Edition
Do not sign me up for any mail lists. Studio42 does not accept such unsolicited business. Also, since I've recently been getting a flood of such e-mail from various people and organizations I don't wish to deal with, their names will end up here, along with their home and business addresses, and phone numbers, whenever possible.
Please realize that 99.9% of internet users DON'T want your crap in our e-mail boxes.
Minimum fine for violation of this policy allows me to legally bill/invoice for $500 and this can be escalated to a court of law.
Last update: 04/30/1997 to create this page. TWICE
And now, without further ado, Studio42 presents the:
Internet Deadbeats' HALL OF LAME, Owlsnest Edition.
Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Sent: 11/28/1996 11:55
Received: 11/29/1996 17:45
From: owl@owlsnest.com
To: Chris Pickett, cpickett@mediacity.com
11/28/96
Owl's Eye Productions, Inc.
260 E. Main Street
Brewster, NY 10509
Phone: (914) 278-4933
Fax: (914) 278-4507
Email: owl@owlsnest.com
See the spam
Is my site the best kept secret on the internet? Apparently not, since a
moron like this one found me. These idiots want me to pay them $85 to
register my new domain on 50 search engines. They say it will take them
two days to do this. Hey, I checked their list of places, and guess what?
I did that myself, two weeks ago, in 15 minutes. It isn't that hard to
register your site.
Of course, this clueless moron has hit every single one of my email addresses.
As usual, there is the phone number, call collect, call often, call late!
No point in emailing this idiot's postmaster, these morons own their owm domain.
Must make administrative fees cheap if they support and encourage spam.
UPDATE 11/30/96
Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Sent: 11/30/96 10:52
Received: 11/30/96 10:59
From: owl@owlsnest.com
To: webmaster@lanets.com
See the spam
Despite demanding removal, I still get spammed. What, can't folks honor simple
remove requests?
UPDATE 04/16/1997
Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Sent: 4/15/97 21:40
Received: 4/16/97 02:15
From: owl@owlsnest.com
To: Chris Pickett, chris@lanets.com
See the spam
Note the return to my current format. Apparently these folks just didn't
get it the first time. At least these idiots singled it out to my work
address.
Owl's Eye Productions, Inc.
260 E. Main Street
Brewster, NY 10509
Phone: (914) 278-4933
Fax: (914) 278-4507
Email: owl@owlsnest.com
Still at the same place. Since they bill electronically, I am billing them
electronically. If they don't pay me by May 15, I am sicking the collection
thugs on them. I am also going to take the time to complain to their
upstream provider. I also noticed that half of the so called search engines
they register with are non-existant.
UPDATE 04/23/1997
Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Sent: 4/23/97 08:00
Received: 4/23/97 13:09
From: owl@owlsnest.com
To: webmaster@lanets.com
See the spam
You know, these folks just don't get it. I'm going to have to author a new page
just for these idiots. They now owe me $1500, due May 15. They are doing this
deilberately now. I've now turned the matter over to authorities.
Subject: Is Your Web Site A Secret?
Sent: 04/23/1997 09:44 AM
Received: 04/23/1997 08:30 PM
From: owl@owlsnest.com
To: Chris Pickett, cpickett@mediacity.com
See the spam
What the hell is it with these people? Do they simply not take a hint, or are
they trying to cash in on being retarded? Either way, I'm pissed now. I'm going
to make an page just for these idiots this weekend as I'm just pasted the size
limitation of "SimpleText" for Mac, which I use to develop and create web sites.
Now I have to use MS Word 6.1 for Mac. Of course, I have 80MB of real RAM, so
memory isn't an issue.
These idiots are running out of addresses to spam me at. The running tab that they
owe me is now at $2500 as per their agreement by sending unsolicited commercial email.
If you are one of the dilweeds who sent me unsolicited email or are someone thinking about it, drop dead.
Also, if you've got a complaint about my anti-spam feelings or want to scold me for being justifiably sick of spam, I have the following words of wisdom for you:
YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE!
