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Deadbeats' Hall of Lame, Cable Guy edition
Do not sign me up for any mail lists. Studio42 does not accept such unsolicited business. Also, since I've recently been getting a flood of such e-mail from various people and organizations I don't wish to deal with, their names will end up here, along with their home and business addresses, and phone numbers, whenever possible.
Please realize that 99.9% of internet users DON'T want your crap in our e-mail boxes.
Minimum fine for violation of this policy allows me to legally bill/invoice for $500 and this can be escalated to a court of law.
Last Updated: November 21, 1997 to create this page because three strikes earn a spammer a special place here..
And now, without further ado, Studio42 presents the:
Internet Deadbeats' HALL OF LAME, The Cable Guy Special Edition
See the spam
FINALLY, a legitimate spam, more or less. While it is 100% legal to own your own cable
boxes, since most providers scramble the signals(which is WHY you need the cable box),
since the serial number is NOT one of the cable company's numbers, they are NOT
obligated to support you in any way. This may be a waste of money, depending on your
local cable company. Since the cable company changes the scrambling algorithms are
irregular intervals (read: often and with no notice and random times), your privately
owned box will b worthless after the first change, assuming it will work in the first
place. Again, since this does not belong to the cable company, they will NOT support the
box. You can't complain either because if you do, you could go to jail or be fined or
both for stealing cable.
Call with your questions and complaints:(800) 648-3030
I'm sure I'll see a LOT more from this one-time mailing.
See the spam
These folks are almost ready to have a page dedicate to them. There is obviously no
point in complaining as I have NOW recieved this one-time mailig twice. Headers
are identical, so no look-ups required. Complaints will be filed to upstream providers
now. I have no choice. Their other "one time mailing" is shown above.
Subject: Save Money...Own your own Cable Descrambler!
Date: 11/21 10:27 PM
Received: 11/21 8:32 PM
From: cableus@ecast.net
To: cableus@ecast.net
See the spam
I have now received this one-time mailing 3 times and I still don't want my own cable
box and have made NO attempt to contact this scum.
Again, no look-ups required.
If you are one of the dilweeds who sent me unsolicited email or are someone thinking about it, drop dead.
Also, if you've got a complaint about my anti-spam feelings or want to scold me for being justifiably sick of spam, I have the following words of wisdom for you: